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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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Who knew coming home from a week in the hospital to my female greasy flatmate masturbating naked on my couch would lead two weeks later to the biggest belated Christmas miracle of my life

I feel like the complete absurd buffoonery that my life has been for the last three months is finally ending

God bless